For temporary pain relief, you can take over-the-counter pain relievers like paracetamol or ibuprofen, and use throat sprays or lozenges containing a local anaesthetic like lidocaine. However, being completely unable to swallow your saliva is a significant symptom that requires prompt medical evaluation. It often indicates severe swelling or an infection, such as tonsillitis or an abscess, which may require prescription medications like antibiotics or corticosteroids. Please visit an urgent care clinic or emergency room right away so a doctor can safely examine your throat and prescribe the appropriate targeted treatment.

It is very common to experience these issues, and both are highly treatable. Watery semen is often temporary and can be caused by frequent ejaculation, mild dehydration, or diet. Staying hydrated and consuming zinc-rich foods can help improve consistency. For premature ejaculation, behavioral techniques like the 'start-stop' method are highly effective. Medical options include over-the-counter desensitizing sprays containing lidocaine, or prescription medications such as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors (SSRIs), like dapoxetine. I highly recommend consulting a doctor or urologist. They can rule out any minor underlying causes and safely guide you toward the best treatment plan for your body.